Morrisons’ new World Cup-themed floral bouquet (Picture: Morrisons)
Women, prepare to feel utterly let down by society – Morrisons is launching a World Cup 2014-themed bouquet of flowers.
Gone are the days where you’d be treated to a freshly picked bunch of daffodils and roses. Now you’re more likely to get this read and white horror, complete with a little plastic football.
Now, is it just us, or would you consider breaking up with a man who tried to woo you with these?
Nope, you can’t escape the fact they’re football-themed (Picture: Morrisons)
The football flowers are released nationwide on June 15 – the day after England’s first match against Italy – and also feature a charming ‘Come On England’ wrapper.
Maybe you can serve said wrapper as your boyfriend’s dinner after you’ve shoved the flowers somewhere that the sun don’t shine.
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