For Manchester United Fans
May – Sir Alex Ferguson (Fergie, lovingly or not, called) announces retirement.
It’s a sad sad day in the club’s history. But maybe it was time that good ol’ Fergie hung up his boots. That ego of his was starting to cost us big time. In any case Sir, You shall be missed.
June – David Moyes takes over as the manager of Manchester United.
What ? No Mourinho, No Klopp, not even fuck*** Martinez ? David Moyes? Really? Or maybe he could be good. He did manage Everton successfully on a shoe-string budget. Without winning anything, but hey, it was a shoe-string budget. He didn’t defeat any big teams but so what. Did I mention he had a show-string budget to manage upon ?
July – The Transfer Window
Thiago ? Fabregas? Fuck Yeah. This guy knows we are shabby in midfield. Thank God we finally got a manager…
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